| self-removing socks | |
| self-applying socks | |
| mop socks | |
| spaghetti burrito | |
| hot dog sushi | |
| self-pushing wheelbarrow | |
| hot dog confession booth | |
| walk-n-vac (pants with vacuums on the legs) | |
| dance-n-vac (hot pants with vacuums on the legs) | |
| ferris wheel restaurant | |
| drinking in taxis | |
| cork bridge between Seattle and New Zealand (with restaurants) | |
| steam roller made out of soft furry pillowy fabric and steamers for flattening you out and warming you up | |
| martini with a meaty swizzle stick | |
| instead of smuggling people into the country SNUGGLE people into the country | |
| the ten-year engagement | |
| a modern chandelier fan (ideally you could swing on it too) | |
| a warm pillow with a heartbeat and breathing motions for the painfully alone | |
| acting classes for managers and parents | |
| instead of a life coach, a life nemesis |